jack v. tom turkey

Woke up to carnage this morning.

RIP Tom Turkey

I think Jack felt that his alpha status was being challenged. And I guess to a 10-year old house cat, a honeycomb turkey table topper from Party City is a threat.

Truth be told, Tom had it coming. He had a bit of an attitude...strutting around like he owned the place.

That's one smug bird.

Jack is very satisfied with himself now. He's the man of the house once again.

I'm the man of the house, I say.

And I wouldn't have it any other way...