Thursday, September 30, 2010

super glue, part 2

Again with the super glue. I am offically banning it from the house. I was trying to repair a cute little decorative dutch boy pepper shaker whose arm had been broken off in an unfortunate vaccuming accident.

Poor little dutch boy is still armless.

Yep, it's on there.

Action shot!

Coopy is too embarassed by his dumb Mom to be in the picture.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Humility. I has it.

So, I had to stop by Ansley Animal Clinic today to pick up the babies' super fancy (read: SUPER EXPENSIVE) cat food.  There was a cute girl working the front counter who struck up a conversation as she was looking up my account:

Cute girl: You're Jennifer Leigh just like me!
Me (perking up): Oh yeah? That must have been a popular combination back in the 70s.
Cute girl: Yeah, I guess. I was born in 1988.

[Insert sound of record scratching to a halt.]

How nice for you, I was a freshman in high school. 

Christ Almighty, people.  Seriously?  I have so much to learn.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

super glue

Uh oh.

A sticky situation. Har!

Not ok. Jack is judging me in the background.

Monday, September 20, 2010

No, I haven't had a stroke.

So, I went to the dentist today to have an old filling replaced.  Apparently, she wants her patients to feel NO PAIN, because I have never been so numb in my life. 

I can't feel the left side of my face.

Happy.

Angry.

Sad.

Surpise.

Supposed to wear off in a few hours. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

It wasn't a squirrel...

Meet  Mr. Rat.
He's been living in my attic for about a month.

As promised, Mr. Rat's new home.

Doesn't say anything about rats!