This is not, I repeat, NOT, the Dave Matthews Band fire dancer. And anyone who thinks that, is an idiot.
Freeways, cars, and trucks.
|My Peeps in her younger days.|
|I'm an expert in crawl space flooding. Can you tell?|
|That's a lotta watta.|
|Almost up to my golashes.|
|See that? That's my funace. Yep, no heat.|
|See that? That's my water heater. Yep, no hot water!|
|A little magic and voila! The sump, she pumps!|
|Water's gone. Now, just a muddy mess.|
|Jack judging me as we huddle in front of the space heater.|
|Curbside at my neighbor's house.|
|Curbside at my house.|