Monday, September 12, 2011

"Wow, rednecks sure do like Dave Matthews Band."


This is not, I repeat, NOT, the Dave Matthews Band fire dancer. And anyone who thinks that, is an idiot.

Yours truly,
The Idiot

The Great Blog Catch Up!

February 2011 is the last time I blogged? Jeebus. I suck at this.

So, here goes, the great blog catch up! And in bullet point form no less!

  • I moved out! (Now I remember why I hated apartment life.)
  • I got a job! (Like a real one where you have to go to the office every day.)
  • I lost my sweet GeorgeCooper. (This was effing sad, y'all.)
  • I got a girlfriend! (Who says you can't date your ex-wife?)
  • I went to Chicago. (Love me some windy city!)
  • I got a new kitty! (Truman is a loveable hot mess.)
Ok, you're caught up!

See you again in 7 months!