So...

So, it's hot as a mo-fo here. My office gets afternoon sun, so by late afternoon, I'm sweltering. I work in a casual office, so I can wear shorts to work, but I refuse because my legs so very very pale. If I wore shorts the other people in the building would be like, "Oh look, how forward thinking of that company to hire that albino girl." The other thing I don't like about my legs is that I have very skinny ankles. My legs look like inverted fulcrums...very pale inverted fulcrums. If only I could suck the fat that is slowly building around my mid-section and inject it into my ankles. If only...